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How Do You Feel About Weed in the House?

How the fuck can we live together with such different … “hobbies?”


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I live with three weed smokers (including myself) and two straight-edged business majors. We have lived together for almost a year, and while we yell at each other more than bakers at a Brooklyn pizza joint, we also make it work.


So, I asked them the question, “How do you feel about weed in the house?” Here’s what they had to say:


“I love it when I spend an hour cooking a beautiful, fresh dish and go to eat my dinner when my musty ass roommates are blowing hot bong smoke all over my food.” - Carter


“I love weed in the house.” - Sean


“Nothing better to waking up at 8 in the morning to that fucking nasty ass smell everywhere.” - Lance


“Where’s the weed?” - Justin


Personally, I am a big fan of weed in the house. But, after hearing what the non-smokers had to say (you can guess who they are), I knew I had to change something.


For a week, we let the sober ones choose five smoking rules for the house. This is what they came up with:


1. No bong water in the sink

Sorry, but I’m not moving any further than I have to when I’m high. I don’t even want to get off the couch.


2. No smoking until 2 p.m.

Ok, great, let’s just make this place hell.