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Your 12 Step Program For Netflix and Chill

Here are some tips and tricks to make your Netflix and chill experience as enjoyable as possible. Take notes.


Graphic by Finn Cole

Step 1:

Confirm the time and place.


Step 2:

If you are certain you will be taking part in such an activity, have a list of TV shows or movies ready to offer up as options so as to shorten the search process.


Step 3:

Clear out your Netflix history that consists of murder documentaries and only murder documentaries. We don’t want them getting the wrong idea.


Step 4:

Stay away from stand-up comedy. You do not want that in the background, trust me. I’ve had a bad experience with Dave Chapelle. I don’t want to talk about it.


Step 5:

Please shower. Do not use 3 in 1.


Step 6:

Throw on something comfy and loose… easy to take off.

Maybe some cute undies? Savage X by Fenty? Rihanna, please sponsor me.


Step 7: