Your 12 Step Program For Netflix and Chill
Here are some tips and tricks to make your Netflix and chill experience as enjoyable as possible. Take notes.
Step 1:
Confirm the time and place.
Step 2:
If you are certain you will be taking part in such an activity, have a list of TV shows or movies ready to offer up as options so as to shorten the search process.
Step 3:
Clear out your Netflix history that consists of murder documentaries and only murder documentaries. We don’t want them getting the wrong idea.
Step 4:
Stay away from stand-up comedy. You do not want that in the background, trust me. I’ve had a bad experience with Dave Chapelle. I don’t want to talk about it.
Step 5:
Please shower. Do not use 3 in 1.
Step 6:
Throw on something comfy and loose… easy to take off.
Maybe some cute undies? Savage X by Fenty? Rihanna, please sponsor me.