It's finally time to ~get it on~ but before you get down to business, there are a few things you want to remember. Below lies a checklist to make sure you're ready for whatever the night has in store.
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Have you ever had a BIG NIGHT? You know what I mean. Maybe you’ve been chatting up some lovely young female at the bar or maybe you and your girl have been talking for a while and tonight is going to be the night. Are you ready? Like really ready? Have you taken every measure to ensure that it all goes well? Well, just in case, here’s a checklist to make sure you got it all locked down. No time for laziness.
Rule Number One, You’re Number One.
Before we go any further, we have to make sure you, yourself, are ready. Head to toe and not an inch neglected.
Jump in the shower, get the soap in every corner, and crevice. Make sure you come out cleaner than a brand new bar of soap and smelling even better.
For those who want to, let’s tidy up that body hair. If you’re going clean, let’s make sure we use that fresh new razor, lather the shaving cream, and cut clean. No time for nicks. When cleaning it up, make sure you're being careful. Ya don’t wanna lose the goods before you use ‘em.
(Side note: the concept of body hair is so taboo... here's another mud article to check out why there's no shame in letting that garden grow)
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Let’s take care of ourselves here guys. We’ve almost made it out of the bathroom, but before we go, we have to take care of our hygiene. Deodorant, dental (brush, floss, rinse), nails, and hair. Don’t skip out. You don't want the one thing you forget to be what your partner remembers the most.