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How I Tried to Find a Boyfriend on Omegle

P.S. I'm still single

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Now that Omegle is trending again, I thought I would take this opportunity to go on the site and try to find a boyfriend for my single ass. After watching TikTok after TikTok of people successfully finding someone they vibe with on Omegle, I had high hopes.

@itsanthonymichael on TikTok


To be honest, it was a shit show.


After stress eating through a cup of frozen yogurt and a 10-piece chicken nugget meal from McDonald’s (as one obviously does before any date), I worked up the courage to put on some Fenty lip gloss and jumpstart my plan to get a man.


The setup for my virtual dating experience consisted of my laptop balancing on a stack of pillows at the end of my bed. I had to risk my MacBook to get those attractive angles, yk? So basically, I was sitting criss-cross applesauce like a small child in my bed with the tapestry I’ve had since freshman year hung on the wall behind me, knowing I was probably about to get bullied by these strangers.


Already overthinking this whole idea, I decided to just get my shit together and go for it.

 


Omegle.com - Omegle: Talk to strangers!

(The slogan alone scares tf out of me.)


The first 30 minutes were unsuccessful in finding a man but interesting to say the least. I spent around 15 minutes consoling this 14-year-old British girl about her life struggles and then listened to her ramble about the fact that one of her cats got mauled by a dog. Unfortunately, I didn’t get paid at the end of that therapy session.


I spent the next few minutes talking to a high school sophomore about her college plans and the fact that she wants to visit South Korea. It was cool to be able to talk to her about m