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Tinder Banned Me for Wanting a Sugar Daddy

Just call me Lana Del Rey....

Listen. I know what you’re thinking. But before you all come at me, I want to start off by saying:





(...sort of)

Basically, I was getting bored and decided to change my Tinder bio.

My old one was simple: “Guess my zodiac sign and I’ll give you a kiss.”

It was funny, flirty, and represented my obsession with astrology. So it should have been perfect, right?


At first it was okay, but surprise, surprise, having dozens of men say that you seem like a Pisces gets old pretty quickly (I’m obviously a Taurus fyi).

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